my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Men’s Rights Activists
I hate to draw attention away from the joke, but why is the reflextion not moving.
waitress: sir please stop cyring
This is my favorite thing on twitter
An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!